| "You're
reading the official blurb, or short summary, of [title of
show]. Blurb. That's a funny word. We spent a lot of time
on this blurb so please read the whole blurb.
"[title
of show] is a musical about two nobodies named Hunter and Jeff who
decide to write a completely original musical starring themselves and
their attractive and talented ladyfriends, Susan and Heidi. Their musical,
[title of show], gets into the New York Musical Theatre
Festival, and becomes a hit. Then it gets an off-Broadway production at
the Vineyard Theatre, and wins three Obie Awards! Then (drumroll if you've
got a drum) it's announced that their musical is going to Broadway (hooray!)
and people start seeing this blurb everywhere! They read that The New
York Times called [title of show] "DELECTABLE ENTERTAINMENT!
A postmodern homage to the grand tradition of backstage musicals like
Babes in Arms, Kiss Me, Kate and A Chorus Line." Fully intrigued,
those people snatch up tickets and help make Hunter and Jeff's life-long
dream come true!"
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